Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 03:58 AM

It’s almost four o’clock in the morning and I can’t sleep. That hamburger I had for dinner really needed some more cooking. Stomach issues. On the other side (literally) my intestines kept producing farts. Farts I had to expel as soon as dully developed. My bowels...

Monday, 9 May 2022 | 01:58 PM

I am deeply sad for the loss. And pretty impressed. The huge shit flushed off almost instantly, with a little help from the brush, I’ve seen my son die in half past a second :((

Monday, 9 May 2022 | 01:46 PM

Ever since I finished crafting my first shit, this morning I felt like there was more. I stopped thinking about it for a while, gotta focus on work to do! Nice. Ok. Then my boss went out early, I had lunch, and the toilet was all for me. It actually is. Yeah. I am...