Monday, 23 May 2022 | 06:45 AM

The deafening sound of silence interrupted by an incisive splash. It is a shy tird in the hole! And nothing more. Everything else is just phantom crap

Sunday, 22 May 2022 | 07:27 AM

I’ve just felt abused by my own bowels. My arsehole was very not ready to accept anything to step through it. Nevertheless my intestines decided to go at their own pace. I’ve been raped. Now I cry.

Friday, 20 May 2022 | 06:33 AM

You’ve waited enough time! Meatballs are ready now! Breakfast is served! I wouldn’t recommend ‘em though, put some sauce on it, it’ll adjust the pointy flavour. Jokes aside, guys, my turds are perfectly shaped meatballs. Size is perfect, consistence is great… If...