Saturday, 29 January 2022 | 08:19 AM

Morning already. Too close to nighttime, too bad to be awake. Basically still wine-drunk, my intestines being beaten and stretched by an invisible hand. Pain pervades my entire body. Now turds piling inside the pool, they’re clearly eagerly waiting for it to be...

Friday, 28 January 2022 | 07:03 AM

Since I started recording my farts, to be then sold as NFTs, I am always alert, ready to press ‘record’ in my phone, to catch every (un)pleasing sound my arse produce, every single nuance of my farts. Funny enough, now a turd got out, and it was silent as hell. Wait,...