Monday, 28 March 2022 | 08:08 AM

My arse hurt. I had no shit in two days. Very uncommon for me. Yet nothing is ready to spring out yet. I simply can’t get out of my house before I do my stuff here. I’d be too much burdened

Sunday, 27 March 2022 | 11:55 AM

My body is a cage for farts, but it has no shit inside. And that is very weird. Yesterday I had a big sushi dinner, and I slept badly for my farts. Yet I have no shit produced 🙁

Friday, 25 March 2022 | 05:56 PM

Glorious full-time day for my arse! I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea. Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes...