Tuesday, 19 July 2022 | 12:19 PM

I am casually sitting on the toilet, having a wee, when I felt I could push a little, you know, just to try… Something pop out! Such a surprising day!

Tuesday, 19 July 2022 | 08:48 AM

The first turd was very stocky, and it made me stretch, the second one was simply normal and went through easily. The third one was… just a fart

Monday, 18 July 2022 | 06:11 PM

Had rice with lentils for lunch. What am I doing now? Farting all around and taking a crap. Are these two things related? Yes.

Monday, 18 July 2022 | 12:05 PM

I was just finishing editing my podcast when my bowels felt it. Probably engaged by the topics I was recording about, it produced a little turd, which I gently deployed inside my WC.