Friday, 24 June 2022 | 07:42 AM

Since yesterday I had no dinner, I am just expelling a little yuck. Very very little. Very very soft. Very very unworthy of any kind of story. Definitely missing the great crap from the last days…

Thursday, 23 June 2022 | 12:15 PM

Can’t believe this! Another shit!! That german restaurant should be proud of itself! This one looks just like cats’ poop after a meat buffet.

Thursday, 23 June 2022 | 07:38 AM

There’s more. The odds were 100% happening for sure. Blip blop, turds falling like raindrop on a lake, blistering water like a professional trampoline diver, producing no splash at all. Almost a pleasure to see that. But I can’t, I am too concentrated on calming my...

Thursday, 23 June 2022 | 06:50 AM

OKAAAY OKAAAAY, I am awake! CALM YOURSELF DOWN!!! These are my first words this morning. I was just trying to get back to sleep, so I tossed in bed, flipping from the right side to the left, when a hasty pressure inside my bowels just presented itself abruptly,...

Wednesday, 22 June 2022 | 02:28 PM

Aaaand here comes another reprisal. Yeah, actually I already knew, it is impossible for me to have a normal poop routine the day after some beers, or eating bread, or both. It simply means I have bowels problems, and I’ve never wanted to warn about it. As I am...