Sunday, 17 July 2022 | 03:15 PM

I have the most annoying arse. My arse is an arsehole. I had just began watching Spider-man: no way home but it needed a shit. All right all right! DONE! Can we please resume watching it?

Saturday, 16 July 2022 | 07:05 PM

Not working at all, staying home all day, watching TV shows on the couch, only eating shitty snacks, no lunch nor dinners. Shitty life, means shitty shit. C’mon, what the fuck, useless pieces of crap here. So dry… I’m not even eating fruits…...

Saturday, 16 July 2022 | 02:09 AM

Just got back home. ‘The sooner the better’, that’s what my arse was thinking in the last few hours. First thing I did as I opened the door, was hurrying to the loo, I had no time to turn on the lights. Now, I have been spreading my arsehole for minutes now, and it...