Monday, 18 April 2022 | 10:23 PM

Long turd, short time. My eyelids are heavy as hell, I’d just need to sleep, but instead I am sitting here waiting for my body to download data. Heavy data.

Sunday, 17 April 2022 | 09:57 AM

Happy Easter. I start celebrating now, with a sour poop made of all the beer I had yesterday. Soft and tidy, still freaking acid.