Author Archives: theshytird

Satisfying shit. How so? It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’

Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets. This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah

I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror

Poor amount of crap in the morning

The new year actually starts late, as always. And it begins with the same wish, as always. Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always. Happy new year! Shits!

Sylvester. nice. Imma make a cake. Lol. Joking Just shit

Not so solid shit

Speedy turd.

My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come. I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH. No blah, I’ll do

Strudel consistency inside my toilet

On the Christmas Day, no presents for me on the toilets, no gifts, not even shit. 😦 Constipated Christmas

Waiting for Christmas, sitting on my toilet. Waiting for some shit, it’s hard to get. I am constipated

C’mon! It was just pizza and two pints of beer! Now my cheeks can’t detach from the toilet And it hurts! It hurts a lot! I mean, not that drama, I know, but WHY DOES TAKING A SHIT HAS TO HURT THIS MUCH??

A floating turd. I mean, there’s just two kind of turds, the ones sipping, and the ones floating. What kind of turd are you? 😂

Hard shit. Hard life

Some shit to do. Some shit to tell people I did

I should find new original ways to describe my poop. This time is actually special, but it’s difficult. It’s kind of hard with soft insides. The deeper it goes, the softer it gets, the smellier it gets!

After a Sunday spent in diarrhoea distress, let’s start the day with a reeky splashy turd Let’s see what day will bring

Today is diarrhoea day. And I gotta go to the office now…

Pop pop shit pop at Space-X speed

By the way, I had diarrhoea at work

It’s being a stressful period at the office, we’re finishing too late at night, we’re sleeping poorly and eating as badly. What’s the catch? Shitting even worse! The smell can’t just be described And the worse part of all is ICAN’T FART!

Stressful days at the office. Even if the rest of the people already feels the Christmas wave, we are struggling for a huge event on the new year’s Eve. And my shit, is hard and stuck. INSIDE!

I haven’t been consistent lately. I shall take more shit then!