Thursday, 16 April 2026 | 8:16 AM

Beautiful shit. ‘How can you say such a thing. Beautiful?’ It is just beautiful this time. Immediate, copious, satisfiying. Beautifully SHIT

Wednesday, 15 April 2026 | 10:07 PM

Standing in (virtual) line for buying The Strokes Live tickets. Must keep my eyes peeled to the screen. BUT. I NEED A SHIT. No prob, I’m going to the loo with my laptop. Let’s hope for the best. In the meanwhile… my shit is desperately...

Tuesday, 14 April 2026 | 8:34 AM

Shit on the go. In the last few weeks I’ve been seriously busy. Luckily I always find the time to take a real poop. Otherwise I’d be dead. Exploded- probably. Unfortunately, my mind is anywhere else, and I’m not producing any interesting thought while pooping, but…...