Sunday, 12 June 2026 | 11:28 AM

Very difficult having a shit on a Sunday morning, after a Beer-drinking gig the night begore, after a poorly-slept 5-hour slumber. Yet, a little turd got out. Lucky one

Friday, 10 July 2026 | 10:17 AM

Started on electrolytes for this heat. Well — salt, sugar and a squeeze of lemon in my water. Same thing, right? Dunno if it’s them, but half an hour after downing it this morning: a proper need to wee, and an even bigger urge to poo. And here I am, on the loo,...