Thursday, 4 December 2025 | 8:03 AM

After an undecided moment, my arsehole decided to release a turd. Not the Bomb, not a nugget, just A TURD worth its name. But I do feel like it doesn’t end here…

Wednesday, 3 December 2025 | 8:06 AM

It’s just the fact I had Indian lentils for dinner, and I farted for the whole night… why am I not taking a normal shit right now? Only a very little shitty 🙁