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This may be the last shit of the year… yeah, sure… if only THIS shit would get out! Constipated Silvester day!

Very hard shit. Pizza, all you can meat, beer wine. Every-fucking-thing. Shit. I am frankly looking forward to the end of these holidays!

A little plof before going to a theatre show. What will the plof be about? I mean, the plot Plof twist: the shit is in the hole

Late shit. Late days. Holidays shit

Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say…. What is it? Don’t be shy! IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

No shit, probably it’s all finished after the Christmas Dump!

Ok great, perhaps was just a matter of patience. Just needed to wait and have breakfast. Now some serious shit gets out… …but I think there might be more!

Shit this morning? Not an easy task. These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false! Now am on the toilet,Continue reading “Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM”

It is not very easy to take a shit in the mid-morning. Even if I had a lot to eat the day before…… Wait, never mind, everything got out!

Are my bowels ready for The Christmas Eve? Dunno, but let’s begin with some shit

Am at the mall for the last Christmas gifts. First of all, let’s recover from my morning’s constipation!

Apparently no shit inside. Weird

Yesterday night (aka 4 hours ago): alcohol night. This morning: shit. Difficult shit.

Not much, just shit!

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner. Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours. My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated theContinue reading “Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM”

I have a web meeting planned in five minutes, but I’m right here, sitting on my toilet… shit! Let’s hurry up!!

I feel like I’ve already fully discharged, but I feel like there’s a shy tird still missing… uhm, weird, I had a cabbage soup for dinner… usually it acts as a purgative…

My morning shit has been delayed. I don’t feel very good today, slept badly, because if my bowels

Can’t sleep, can’t understand why. Trying to so some shit. One huge turd got out. Now I hope for the best

Just got home from my weekend trip. First thing first: SHIT

Not an easy shit this morning…. It is intermittent and inconsistent. Oh wait… I was almost standing up, when my arsehole asked for something greater. KABOOOM! Ok the day has started!

My friend’s birthday celebration produced: A LOT OF EATING AND DRINKING. Resulting in a urge for discharge this morning, ain’t it? Should be, but instead, I only produced a lil turd…

I’ve just woken up. My weekend trip has already begun. My 11 friends and I have arrived at my friend’s place abroad to celebrate his birthday all weekend. We spent the night out until 5 AM, drinking red wine the whole time and… well, you know. Of course, I’m already awake—I needed a shit. TheContinue reading “Saturday, 14 December 2024 | 9:42 AM”

Luckily I work from home… after a mid-morning snack with a carrot and an orange, I am now taking a mild shit on my toilet ☺️

Not even 8AM and I’ve already fully discharged. Today it is important to do so, I’m going to travel for the weekend and I need to be clean!

Shit accomplished. Today 9/10. Fully discharged, feel light, consistence easy, woah, almost perfect!

Not even had lunch yet, I was preparing it… when I felt shit urging to get out. Got to jump on the toilet – not literally, c’mon! Now, I am discharged, I can go back to what I prefer – eating.