Wednesday, 17 June 2026 | 6:54 AM

Oh noooo! Constipation? Not today!!! Am going to stay out for the whole day, with all the work colleagues and principal. SHIT. SHIT! Can’t have it inside me the whole day! Farts will come! FOR SURE!

Tuesday, 16 June 2026 | 8:41 AM

Not the very best night. Two hours awake, my tummy hurt. I tried twice to have a shit but nothing happened. In the end I fell back asleep. This morning I got back to the toilet, very drowsy, but that’s not the poop I was expecting. It’s just too few! Weird. Don’t feel...

Sunday, 14 June 2026 | 8:43 AM

A real lot of shit. A real pain in the arsehole A real aftermath of a drinking evening, with beers, beers and a Gin tonic as the cherry on top of! Uh! And don’t forget the spicy tofu I’ve had for lunch at my fav Chinese restaurant! Awesome. I shall have fully...