Sunday, 2 August 2026 | 1:43 AM

Too early in the morning or a little late at night? Clearly the latest. Went on with the first day of my vacation. Constipated for the whole day. Mostly all of the people can relate to this, you never shit on vacation. At least the first day. I know this very well, so...

Friday, 31 July 2026 | 9:15 AM

Today shit looked like goat’s turds. They were tons, but very little. Weird. Probably I should’t graze the grass anymore… lol