Tuesday, 21 July 2026 | 5:53 AM

Just emitted a literal groundbreaking long fart (4.6 seconds) while pushing it hard for a wild poop. Many people drink beer. Some get tipsy after four. I am one of those. Most of them are perfectly fine the day after, me? I get wrecked. My stomach hates me for the...

Monday, 20 July 2026 | 8:23 AM

Taking poops in summer is more difficult than the rest of the year. Today I’m lucky. Two easy turds. They’r show-offs! Look how easy they look! Wow!

Sunday, 19 July 2026 | 1:08 AM

Thunderbolt shit after a fast food burger. Problem. Somehow I urged a shit, needed half a hour to get back home, the shit is gone. WTF! I feel it inside, but it won’t come out! Aaaaaaaaa FUUUUUCK

Saturday, 18 July 2026 | 9:06 AM

It’s just horrible. Need to push as much as I can, but I’m sweating ad swearing for the terrible heat. Shit! It’s too much. Shit. I mean, shit is too much, but it stays inside my bowels. Had too much beer yesterday. That’s perfect when it’s hot. It freshens up your...