Monday, 3 August 2026 | 11:04 AM

My arsehole really hurts. I mean, my literal anus! Poor anus… I think I got haemorrhoids. Yesterday, as I told in my previous post, I was starting my pub crawl night, when a strikening diarrhoea attack came in. It was horrible. My psyche was holding my arsehole...

Monday, 3 August 2026 | 12:08 AM

Pub crawl night. Constipated for days, and on the road I eat like an ox. So what’s got to happen, if not fulminant diarrhoea — and searing — right at the start of the evening?

Sunday, 2 August 2026 | 4:30 PM

Not having a shit is horrible. Especially on vacation, when you’re supposed to relax entirely. But with my body in distress how am I supposed to relax? Freaking horrible! After a long push session, I kinda managed to expel some scum, but I keep feeling there’s more....