Sunday, 26 April 2026 | 9:35 AM

Threw my back out yesterday. Spent the entire day barely functional — couldn’t move without wincing, couldn’t think straight, couldn’t do a bloody thing. Slept like absolute rubbish, obviously. I must have slept 4 hours at max but onky know, after 5 hours awake I’m...

Saturday, 25 April 2026 | 9:45 AM

Yesterday I was celebrating because of my long no-constipation streak. But this morning taking a shit got hard. I was in between constipation and difficult shit, luckily, in the end it ended up with the second. Yes, I made it. Shit deployed. But it was scary, you...

Friday, 24 April 2026 | 8:25 AM

Lovely day. White noises on the background, some birds singing, my toilet splashing. It’s poop. It’s a fair 8/10, today. AND, I’m on a no-constipation streak! More than one week!