Thursday, 6 August 2026 | 4:58 AM

Worst heat ever. I am sweating and swearing. Can’t sleep. At one point my arsehole starts hitching. WTF?! Why?! Washed, yet, still, HITCH. So, I sit on the toilet. Only farts. Many farts. Inoy farts. Back on sweating. My head ache. FUCK. I’m gonna...

Wednesday, 5 August 2026 | 10:35 AM

After a 10-hour slumber, my health is restored. My bowels are back at their job, thanking shits. Done. Great. My vacations are better now