Friday, 5 June 2026 | 8:12 AM

From diarrhoea to constipation, back to liquid poop. I’m not in touch with my bowels at all these days. I have no clue. Whatsoever. At least… it gets out!

Thursday, 4 June 2026 | 8:25 AM

Only a few turds, but I feel fine. Constipated days are gone, I’ve been not drinking alcohol for one week and my bowels are so thankful! It looks like we’re bonding back together!

Wednesday, 3 June 2026 | 8:14 AM

Yesterday at a party, I had no will for drinking, instead I ate a lot of sneaks. Stupid dull stuff, no veggies, no fruits whatsoever. Cherry on the top was the cake. Such a dumb day for my digestive system… …this morning LOADS OF FARTS fluttered the air, and I’ve just...