Friday, 13 February 2026 | 8:11 AM

Sleep Health is strictly related to poop habits. Tonight I slept kinda perfectly. Poop got out IMMEDIATELY! It’s a shame, life doesn’t allow you to keep this healthy habit… real shame.

Thursday, 12 February 2026 | 6:50 AM

I don’t know if it’s just too early in the morning, but I’ve just noticed my poop has no smell whatsoever, this morning. Kind of amazing! But… wait a minute…. there’s something more! Uh-ha! HERE’s some smell! Not much tbh… what the fuck...

Wednesday, 11 February 2026 | 6:03 AM

Went out with friends. Ate a lot of meat. Woke up early. Too early. My bowels cramp. Feel weird on this toilet. Feels like I should be sitting on a public toilet. Let’s see…. In the meanwhile, only a few disappointing turds got...

Tuesday, 10 February 2026 | 8:50 AM

Marvellous breakfast. Best cappuccino ever. Immediate shit. The perk is, the toilet has just been cleaned, and I’m the first one using it! BEST DAY EVER