Monday, 12 January 2026 | 1:31 AM

Yeah, this is right what I needed! To wake up at one in the morning for a stomach ache! To be fair, I could have treated my bowels better today… Today – well – yesterday, well, on Sunday I mean… For lunch I had a huge hot dog with a friend,...

Sunday, 11 January 2026 | 9:31 AM

My body is responding unexpectedly well to beer in these last few days. Would it be because I feel so not stressed? It is utterly possible, I won’t be questioning it any further, I’ll just enjoy this immediate shit, so soft, compact, healthy!

Saturday, 10 January 2026 | 7:46 AM

Yesterday I went out for a pizza, I’ve realised the last time I ate it was at least three weeks ago. Wow Pizza is good, I love pizza. I had a couple of beers too. Good I love pizza I love beer My arsehole is now in a rage mood. I guess he doesn’t love...

Thursday, 8 January 2026 | 10:47 AM

I hate it when I suddenly need a shit right in the middle of working and I’m forced to relocate to the bathroom with my laptop. The problem isn’t so much working while taking a dump — because that’s actually brilliant — it’s the fact that when I stood up afterwards my...