Author Archives: theshytird

Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed. Even though, it’s taking a huge shit. Nice!

Nooooooo shiiiiiit No shit. No No. Constipation Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy

Today taking a shit was nice and easy. A fair 7/10.

A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely

Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit. Must be stress related Perhaps I just slept too poorly

Yeah, SHIIIIIT! Finally! Really needed today!

Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration, Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, soContinue reading “Saturday, 15 March 2025 | 8:44 AM”

Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time. So frustrating

Well… Should I really tell what happened here? In the toilet I mean. Yeah. Sure No, nothing. Just a turdboiler. What’s that? I don’t know Just give yourself the meaning you want!

Well well, guess who’s awake!? My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit! Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30

Frankly too early to leave. Too early to wake up (5:40AM) Too early to do some shit. Too early. Too constipated See you later, perhaps!

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning. My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty. My day can now begin. OH WAIT! Uh, nope. Just a fart!

Uh! Woah, another shit session. How come? Way too much today! 🥹

At first just dull shit. It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged! Shit! Right at the apex! I got out, then let her finish and leave. Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smellContinue reading “Monday, 10 March 2025 | 7:31 AM”

Some more exploding poop. Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops. The stronger I push, the more it explodes

Spongy turds. Did I eat yeast? Mh

Some shit out of nowhere. Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected. You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo. C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?

Dull. Just shit

‘I wish I was special, so fuckig special! But I’m a creep’ I heard my shit singing it this morning

Just a dull shit this morning. Probably, yesterday I’ve had too much

Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole. I’m back on the toilet! Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it! C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!

My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort. My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much. Don’t feel very well, to be fair

Woke up. Had some shit. Breakfast

Just arrived at my friend’s. Some loose shit deployed. He’s happy – my friend – because I feel better 😀