Saturday, 17 January 2026 | 6:17AM

Useless time spent on the toilet.I t’s too early in the morning and I’m trying to take some shit. It’s not ready, but I’m trying as hard as I can, because I have a flight to catch. Oh wait! SOME TURDS! Nice! My trip can...

Friday, 16 January 2026 | 8:29 AM

Back on the toilet, this time at my favourite time! Right after brekfast I think my poop expresses the better. Today it looks like a post-modern sculpture

Friday, 16 January 2026 | 6:54 AM

Just woke up. An almost immediate shit. Quite alarming, gotta say. Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…