Wednesday, 25 February 2026 | 8:07 AM

Taking shit the day after pizza is not obvious. Yesterday I went visiting my granddad, it was his pizza day, so we ordered pizza. After pizza I usually don’t eat anything else, but he insisted to eat some fruit he had brought to the table. My girlfriend said ‘I don’t...

Tuesday, 24 February 2026 | 8:14 AM

After a long streak eating meat and feeling my bowels weak, yesterday I only ate veggies. This morning my bowels feel very energetic. And me too! Nice shat. 8/10. A little yucky though…

Monday, 23 February 2026 | 7:14 AM

Guess what? I had breakfast, it took me 5 minutes, because I urged to the toilet almost while finishing last slurp of milk. Mill uh? This shit reminds me of it. Not the colour though….

Monday, 23 February 2026 | 3:27 AM

Very early uh? Yeah, the idea of having a beer and a huge Mexican Chili panini fried chicken beans spicy dinner wasn’t great on a Sunday evening… Was it? Fuuuck, my arsehole burns! Hope I can go back to sleep afterwards