Friday, 30 January 2026 | 8:14 AM

My days of constipation are gone. Welcome easy-discharge! Very satisfying shit this morning, some 7.5/10. As I sat it got out immediately, loads of turds, less than a minute. It was a 10/10, but there was something left, and I had to wait a bit. still here, on the...

Thursday, 29 January 2026 | 7:59 AM

Guess what? I’m still constipated. I’m even working out again. I ate hamburgers for dinner, c’mon bowels! My bowels, ‘C’mon Shy, eat some veggies!’ And while saying so, his bowels expelled a huge sound turd, making Shy forget about his distressful constipation...