Wednesday, 11 March 2026 | 9:22 AM

I hate it when I’ve just started working and my bowels begin to SHOUT. I mean… FART OUT LOUD. I jumped on the toilet as fast as I could. This is very rich. Give your own interpretation to this quality. I can just say I feel...

Wednesday, 11 March 2026 | 8:18 AM

At first I was constipated. Uh. Like yesterday… mmh. I felt bad. Then some miraculous fart came from the deep inside. It widened up the gate, generating an energy so big, I expelled the whole lot of shit still idling inside me. Whoa. What a Sci-fi movie....