This morning I have to stay home, gotta wait for the technician who will install my new wi-fi. That is a fact.
Now, he could be arriving between 08:30 AM and 01:00 PM.
Fuck, why does he have to be here two minutes after I started shitting? Hate it!
Now gotta drop fast! I how my wi-fi will be even faster!
the Shy Tird 