Ah! The passing of time!

Which activities make you lose track of time?

When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need.

I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is my shit session like on my shitty blog – sure! This one right here! – and if I am still taking shit I start scrolling on social media and sometimes even working, when I bring my laptop with me!

I could spend 30 to 60 minutes on the toilet every day!

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I am a timid piece of crap

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