Wednesday, 11 February 2026 | 6:03 AM

Went out with friends. Ate a lot of meat. Woke up early. Too early. My bowels cramp. Feel weird on this toilet. Feels like I should be sitting on a public toilet. Let’s see…. In the meanwhile, only a few disappointing turds got...

Tuesday, 10 February 2026 | 8:50 AM

Marvellous breakfast. Best cappuccino ever. Immediate shit. The perk is, the toilet has just been cleaned, and I’m the first one using it! BEST DAY EVER

Tuesday, 10 February 2026 | 7:24 AM

I’m in Milan for a few days. Yesterday I went to a Chinese restaurant. It was Sichuan cuisine. This morning my arsehole transformed into a dragon. BREATHES FIRE!

Monday, 9 February 2026 | 9:53 AM

Uhm… perhaps is diarrhoea. Mh.. feels something pulsating. Shit is loose…. I have a flight to take in the evening Bad scenario here…