Wednesday, 21 May 2025 | 4:19 PM

Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks....

Wednesday, 21 May 2025 | 8:20 AM

A lot of shit happens to get out of my arsehole… IN MY DREAMS PERHAPS! This morning I feel constipated. Can’t understand what it really depends on. Fuck! It’s all so natural, taking a poo, why can’t I do it NORMALLY? Perhaps my anger...

Tuesday, 20 May 2025 | 8:10 AM

That kind of poop session that could be endless. Thought I’ve done enough, but my arsehole keep presenting me with some new turd to expel.