Author Archives: theshytird

Okay, I was right, I was not done. still a lot of shit to pass through my hole. Indeed I am wondering how much left before I get wandering?

I have anxiety. I am taking a shit. I am going for a run. Everything put together is chaotic. But I am now wiping my arse, wearing my sport shoes and my anxiety will pass while gaining my pace. The thing is I am not sure I fully emptied my belly 🙃 Let’s run forContinue reading “Monday, 28 March 2022 | 07:05 PM”

Eventually some turds got out, but the reeky power of my farts are quite eerie

My arse hurt. I had no shit in two days. Very uncommon for me. Yet nothing is ready to spring out yet. I simply can’t get out of my house before I do my stuff here. I’d be too much burdened

My body is a cage for farts, but it has no shit inside. And that is very weird. Yesterday I had a big sushi dinner, and I slept badly for my farts. Yet I have no shit produced 🙁

I guess I had too much crap yesterday, so today nothing left

Glorious full-time day for my arse! I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea. Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes later I was dancing theContinue reading “Friday, 25 March 2022 | 05:56 PM”

Back home. Another shit

Boss out. Quick shit.

It is that time of the day. Me on my favourite piece of furniture. Btw I spent the night away waiting for the air inside me to puff out. It hasn’t yet. A little shit came out tho

If I had a superpower I’d pretty much like to be able to shit every fucking morning, so I wouldn’t be needing to hold my farts and crap for the whole day long. It stresses me off. Makes me feel worst. Makes me feel burdened, makes me feel underperforming Now that I’ve finally done myContinue reading “Thursday, 24 March 2022 | 06:25 PM”

Has anybody seen my shit? I do not. Sad me. Angry me. It will pop up later at the office for sure!!

Anxiety mood, insomnia mood. Plus a fairly bumpy intestine tonight. My airy bowels are filled with gas, it moves, I feel it, it floats, it fucking it encumbers every cell of my stupid belly. Now I’m trying to have some shit out, but there’s nothing. I clearly have a stupid body

So this morning I had a poor shit after my morning-workout. I was keen to know how much was still left inside me. Well, some shit came late, I’m now expelling it. I wonder if there’s more coming 🤔

Back from the workout. Let’s talk about one thing. I thought my body would benefit a lot from a morning workout. It is indeed so. Yet, I thought I’d have been able to shit as soon as I sit on the toilet right after my morning run. Today was like this, not the same forContinue reading “Wednesday, 23 March 2022 | 07:29 AM”

Hi! I’m the Shy Tird and I’m having a shit at the office! It smells not much, it is quite quiet. it is great! I feel so lucky to have this shit! Goodbye everyone!

Home office from my toilet. Lol

All right, am home and now half a ton of shit piles at the bottom of my seat. Me feeling incredibly better

The fact I produced a single nugget this morning now makes sense. I NEED A SHIIIIT! 🙂

I thought I’d done more poop after my first morning-running-workout. Funny, I felt weighted while running 👀

Sunday, late shit.

Got to hold my poop while watching F1 Quali, now Ferrari is competitive again. oh Yeahh! And as fast as Leclerc, I go shit a bit!

Those two pints were deathly. Even if just after ten or so hours my body already incorporated all the drink’s bitterness, and it is now drumming out a concentrated-poisoning poop, that’s enough to kill half the population of Finland. Why Finland? Just dunno. I just hate this shit.

Definitely time to have a shit! Luckily I felt the urge to liberate only a few minutes before leaving the office, otherwise it would have been a lot more difficult. Btw now a huge rod made of faces is protruding above the level water of my toilet. Nice one

I sit on my toilet. Let’s wait for some result.

We’re home now, you can free from the burden now. And my body does the job. Pretty fast

I’m at the office and my body suddenly made me realise I had no shit today! 🥵 How did it happen? Well, my bowels are trying to let something slip out, but I caught ‘em in the act. Only farts for now guys! Be patients and wait until we’re back home!

Wide awake at 4:30 AM, I had plenty of time to let my bowel take its time. Now it’s fully aware of its own existence and fully functional. Ready to perform. Here comes the fully-developed shit. It stained the toilet, so it is perfect.

I felt a little shitty wantin’ to pushy

Bad days start with no poop