Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM FUCK ME! Just got out. As soon as I entered in my car I perceived something was not right: ‘shall I come back home to have a shit while I still can?’, I thought. ‘Nooo, who cares!’, I said to myself. Well, I should have listened...

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 04:10 PM

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 04:10 PM Turns out pizza I ate yesterday was pretty harsh for my bowels to digest. Indeed it is still here, I can perfectly smell every mushroom which was on.

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 12:47 PM

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 12:47 PM I miss having a shit in some natural spot. I shall go picking some leaves from the ground in order to use ‘em instead of toilet paper 🤔

Monday, 10 August 2020 | 10:50 AM

Monday, 10 August 2020 | 10:50 AM Back on my private toilet. It may be more comfortable than squatting on some dead foliage, though it is duller. I already miss hearing my crap crunching on some leaves while falling 🙁