Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM Ever since I came back from my camping trip I can’t stop making weird shit. It stink as never before, it’s soft and glimy. Weird weird shit.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse. I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now. I just...

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 12:38 PM

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 12:38 PM As soon as I arrived to another mall to go shopping, I had to rush to the toilet. Fuck! I shall definitely stop eating pizza for good