Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM I love those ninja tirds hiding in my bowels, they reveal themselves when I least expect ‘em. Luckily I spend most of my life sitting on the toilet!

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM Before I started this silly blog, I used to check out the results only after some of my shats, to get cheerful for those, you know… After I began posting each poo-session, I carefully observe every single piece of shit coming out...

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM Even if this lockdown gives me all the spare time in the world I’m abusing it. I spent the last three weeks illustrating all of my graphic designs, creating and promoting my instagram account, writing a 10-chapter novel and OBVIOUSLY...