Friday, 4 September 2020 | 09:35 AM

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 09:35 AM My life goal is set on: being alive for as long as possible in order to set an unbeatable record, the longest shit report ever. …and it’s spongy and lazy (how can some turds be lazy? Well, They are)

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 04:21 PM

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 04:21 PM Content of my belly: nausea. In the hope I could solve it with a shit, i sat on the white throne, and I wait. I wait. But a little cheeto(s) of crap is the only thing I see happening. Pretty disappointed I just decide to flush it....

Wednesday, 2 September 2030 | 12:30 AM

Wednesday, 2 September 2030 | 12:30 AM For a stupid typo I find myself into the future, wondering, Will I keep writing this shitty blog in a ten-year span? Hope so.