Sunday, 3 January 2021 | 04:22 PM

Sitting on the toilet, I just realised I had none today. Weird. Well. I had to go! Dull he? Ok. Stop. No. Nope. Go on. Turds thrashing on my arse.

Friday, 1 January 2021 | 09:36 AM

Well. New year. Same shit. The world is not changed. Fish in the ocean still dying for petrol leaks. Tirds still splashing in the toilet. The world still shines.

Thursday, 31 December 2020 | 09:02 AM

Low signal still makes me post offline. Yet, my tirds are a pile of creamy soup joined to be a compact liquid blob. Weird? My arse doesn’t know much about abnormalities

Wednesday, 30 December 2020 | 10:38 AM

There’s a big problem here. The house I move to spend my new year’s eve has no signal 🙄 I won’t be able to report my shat’s in real time!!!! Fuck. Who cares, really?