Monday, 25 January 2021 | 10:06 AM

Farting and bulging. I thought I had so much crap in me I’ve been looking forward to shitting this morning since last night. Nevertheless, it’s just a few drops long. ☹️

Sunday, 24 January 2021 | 08:51 PM

I basically spent the day eating. First some late breakfast I could have skept, immediately followed by a heavy lunch, chicken and potatoes. A little nap was necessary, then I helped my girlfriend making a cake. My chore was to lick every dough left in the tools. In...