Monday, 15 March 2021 | 09:02 AM

A new week begins. What’s going to happen? Will I be able not to drink any alchool? These questions are very related to my stinky crap laying in the toilet pool. Well, let’s see… My anus is ready!

Sunday, 14 March 2021 | 10:37 AM

Yesterday was a delightful day for climbing! So I went out early in the morning… but I could go further than 400 meters because I had to come back home, I forgot something. What I forgot was I drank 2 litres of beer the day before, so I had another diarrhoea...

Saturday, 13 March 2021 | 07:36 AM

Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body. I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy,...

Friday, 12 March 2021 | 09:01 AM

My girlfriend told me funny stories about her shit. I think she’s going to join me on this blog, as an occasiona co-author. Nobody cares, and my arse is booming. The air gaping my tirds is more compressed than soft air guns