Friday, 2 April 2021 | 10:06 AM

I’m going to have another day spent doing nothing 🙄 My butt knows… and it refuses to have a shit. I don’t wont to make no shit today

Thursday, 1 April 2021 | 07:45 AM

April’s fool meant much more for me in the past. Now the only joke I had is A 4-hour slumber, because of a huge tird hidden within me. Oh, btw, it just got out. Is it a joke?

Wednesday, 31 March 2021 | 09:58 AM

A tip from your crap expert. If you’re constipated, you’re probably not giving enough time to your primal needs. Try to sit on your toilet everyday. At the same time. Take at least twenty minutes a day, spread your cheeks, relax yourself, try a bit to take it out....