Friday, 6 August 2021 | 09:34 AM

Having my morning breakfast today is violently difficult. I’ve got to prevent the volcano inside me from erupting before I reach the safe space. Gotta be fast…. …OKAY, GOTTA RUN! No time to finish these cereals.

Friday, 6 August 2021 | 02:51 AM

Basically, I have been waiting until my bowels stop producing shit for some fifteen minutes. Gotta say I kinda had it coming. I had a bbq at some friends’, I started eating at 9 PM, I stopped at 2 AM never stopped. Now my belly hurts, and I’m embracing my biology’s...