Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 08:55 PM

Just arrived back home after a 2-day sleepover. I ate too much. Now I shit for the third time in a day, and the amount of crap for each one is still much more than a single normal day shit. Great day.

Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 11:09 AM

Therefore, I sit here, on the white throne. Crap thrashing from my arse. Now the only thing I could think of is ‘I’m hungry!’, and while I entertain the idea of eating some doughnuts, I’m arse-crafting brownish tenders.

Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 10:57AM

My physique can’t afford what I gave him yesterday. It was pizza, followed by some beers, followed by much white wine, followed by a huge plate of pasta. At 3:00 in the morning, I realized I was clogged. Something had to get out. So I ran to the lol, sure I would have...