Tuesday, 13 April 2021 | 10:29 PM

I am watching youtube videos sitting on my toilet instead of lying on my bed because I had Chinese food for dinner, and a curry for lunch. And, well, I shit!

Tuesday, 13 April 2021 | 03:19 PM

They say, if you keep doing the same thing every day for a long while, you master it. If that’s correct, imma be the master of shit. Consistency is key. Pun intended.

Tuesday, 13 April 2021 | 10:26 AM

First things first. There’s a long rope made of poop in my toilet. It came from my arse. It is now silently entering in the foamy pool.