Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 09:20 AM

Nice! I slept like 1hour, and I’m back in the loo!! This morning, we have a very special spongy crap, to celebrate my arduous night

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 05:19 AM

The moment has finally came. I’ve spent two long hours up longingly waiting for the hideous things inside me to come out. FINALLY, here it comes! And it’s PAINFULLY SATISFYING!!! Surprisingly peculiar smell. Pungent and floral

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 04:38 AM

A rewarding low-sounding fart suddenly reveals what’s going on inside me: EVIL In the meantime, I drink some milk to ease my nausea.

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 04:10 AM

I’ve got to admit that having this blog helps me feeling less alone in moments like these. I’m now crouched on the floor, waiting for my bowels to unclog, while I take a rest from some fifty abs I’ve just made to facilitate somehow the movements of my bowels. I think,...

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 03:53 AM

So, I’m still sitting here. My stomach hurts. My bowels is still, almost quiet— apart from some hilarious very high-pitched farts. I’d rather be asleep, but I can’t. First I MUST get rid of the stupid crap hidden inside me, It’s devouring me from the...