Tuesday, 4 May 2021 | 03:15 PM

The beginning of a new job means, I had no time to have a shit today. It doesn’t fit in my routine! I don’t have a new routine yet. Indeed, I just had the time to make some turds only now. It’s dry

Sunday, 2 May 2021 | 11:09 PM

This morning I went biking for miles and miles. Once home I decided I needed proteins. Beans seemed a nice Idea. I farted all day long. I am going to bed, but I can barely cover my body with the bedsheet. My stomach grew 1000 times bigger than my entire...

Sunday, 2 May 2021 | 08:55 AM

This was just shit. Pretty long session though. I spent one hour sitting on my toilet. Now my bottom is made of china

Saturday, 1 May 2021 | 11:44 PM

Haven’t told you I spent the day in bed, recovering from my hangover. Only now I can proudly say, am finally through. Shit makes the journey end