Friday, 21 May 2021 | 08:08 PM

FINALLY, 12-hour late, I’m able to exploit my dues. An intense headache arose. My bowels controls my life. Shit controls the world.

Friday, 21 May 2021 | 06:04 PM

This evening I’m struggling to install cracked software on my friend’s new Macbook. Since I still had no shit today, I am asphyxiating him with my terrible-stink-climaxing farts. I took the chance to reveal to him this very personal blog. He was too...

Friday, 21 May 2021 | 09:08 AM

Yesterday I completely forgot to set my alarm for this morning. my today’s first words ‘NO! Shit!” This meant I barely found the time to have a rapid shower, but had no time whatsoever to have a shit. I am scared now, I feel burdened, I ate a lot...