Saturday, 29 May 2021 | 09:24 AM

Two pizzas a day makes something greatly rhyme with a day, but I can’t find any, because there ain’t no word for this shapeless brown blob laying at the bottom of my toilet.

Thursday, 27 May 2021 | 05:35 PM

Now I am taking a shit at my UNI. I ate ricotta for lunch. I am looking forward to the moment when I could share this marvelous smell to the world

Wednesday, 26 May 2021 | 06:55 AM

This one is hard to describe, but I’ll try. I’ve been spreading my cheeks for five or six minutes, veery sloowwlyy the gravity force started to act on the stuff. It’s going down taking its time. Once it reaches my anus it deploys its blades, they sink in my skin,...