Tuesday, 20 July 2021 | 06:50 AM

Live fast die young But shitting needs time. Gotta stay relaxed, gotta live the moment, leaving your turds behind. But these days I got no time. Gonna die soon I guess. That’s what it feels like. If I die I want to do it on the toilet.

Sunday, 18 July 2021 | 09:50 AM

I’ve just eaten a stupidly fat piece of cake for breakfast. Nothing else matters, I only need this shit. It feels hotter than usual, would it be as spicy as my yesterday’s dinner?

Saturday, 17 July 2021 | 11:46 AM

My shit is hard, dry, ugly. Utterly unsatisfying. Really Nothing else worth reporting about Off course very difficult to discharge