Sunday, 4 July 2021 | 10:15 AM

Pick a brush and damp it, now memorise its shape. The turd I just produced totally resembles it. Even the colour is neat. This is what I call an artist’s touch.

Friday, 2 July 2021 | 07:39 AM

There’s a strong link between slumber and defecation. When one goes missing for days, the other will follow. These weeks I am piling up hours of sleep lost, consequently, shit’s not coming out as usual. In the morning it pretends there ain’t any left after a few...

Thursday, 1 July 2021 | 07:12 AM

I woke myself up just 3 minutes ago. I already pushed out a meatball of shit shitball. I feel drowsy. I feel useless. I feel a shitball. This post doesn’t even have a bottom line! I hope the session will though.

Wednesday, 30 June 2021 | 07:26 AM

It’s getting harder and harder to shit and I am not even 50. Guess it’s time for my invention. A tool that lets you grab the shit hidden within you. It shall be named, the shy-tirder.