Monday, 2 August 2021 | 10:21 PM

In one week I’ll be on vacation. Shitting in my toilet is nice, though I’m looking forward to knowing where will I shit during my camping holidays 😍

Monday, 2 August 2021 | 01:21 PM

It’s summer, and my arse doesn’t respond as it should. The heat dries my shit, and my soul, and my shit, and my soul sweats.

Friday, 30 July 2021 | 07:48 AM

Why do we actually clean our toilet after we pooped in it? It’s such a stupid shit! It’s going to be dirty pretty soon! It’s such a selfless move! As I would never be happy at finding the scraps of someone else, why the fuck should I ever leave...