Wednesday, 24 November 2021 | 02:17 PM

OH FUCK! I had my launch, then had a little piece of chocolate. Kept working. Kept working. I’m on my laptop when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE, my insides started screaming DIARRHOEA!!! Shit. Shit shit shit. Had a run.

Wednesday, 24 November 2021 | 01:00 AM

My arse, a sprinkler. I fell asleep one hour ago, then suddenly a urge woke me up. That’s a proper wake up call. I sit on the toilet. I expel some turds, i feel evil inside me. It hurts. Some more turds. It feels like the evil is getting lower and lower, until....