Saturday, 23 October 2021 | 09:10 AM

After a nearly 10-hour slumber, I can now proudly sit on my toilet, dropping the bomb lucidly, enjoying every single protrusion coming out of my arsehole. PAINFULLYYYYYY!

Friday, 22 October 2021 | 07:26 AM

It’s almost Halloween and all the marketing surrounding me is kind of suggesting me to celebrate it. Perhaps I could carve a pumpkin, fill it with my own shit, and then set fire to it. Not that scary uh? What if I produced many of them and throw one at any...

Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:36 AM

I’ve just remembered my dream. I was at my office’s toilet, shat all over it. My boss from outside was yelling. ‘Not the right moment! Hurry up!’ I was struggling. The flush had just broke, my creamy shit was all over the poopbrush, and the toilet has no window. I...

Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:31 AM

I woke up quite too early, five o’clock, the alarm was set for six. I spent the spare hour sitting on my toilet, just to incentivise my arse to produce what remains of that curry I had yesterday.

Wednesday, 20 October 2021 | 07:04 AM

Yesterday I decided to change my website’s skin after two years. Feels like an awesome change. Can’t say the same for my bottom. It’s seven o’clock and it doesn’t seem to care about taking a shit 🙁