Tuesday, 30 November 2021 | 11:24 AM

A new experience for me. Eating at the toilet.I am sorry, that’s kinda disgusting, but I needed a shit whilst hungry. What else could I do? Avocado and chips will do fine!🥑 BTW, Deep, veeery deep inside, I hear a voice saying, ‘What’s wrong with...

Monday, 29 November 2021 | 10:57 PM

Uh, btw, after a way-too-early alarm, a non-stop-rainy-day, a stupid non-heated-workplace in a freaking freezing day, I dragged my lunchbox along. It guarded me even during my diarrhoea attack. At lunch I enjoyed my chicken curry, heated at point. Everything seemed in...

Monday, 29 November 2021 | 10:24 AM

Sometimes, when my shit is this loose, I’d really like to have a mould in which to cast some cool sculpture, obviously made of my own CRAP. Btw, I have diarrhoea, and it’s pretty difficult to go to work today, I’m late on my delay. my belly still...

Monday, 29 November 2021 | 07:48 AM

Sure! All the shit I haven’t done in the weekend, postponed to Monday morning. Been sitting here for forty minutes now, and the torture – because it is also painful, YES, why not! – hasn’t even finished yet! C’moooon it’s getting...