Sunday, 17 April 2022 | 09:57 AM

Happy Easter. I start celebrating now, with a sour poop made of all the beer I had yesterday. Soft and tidy, still freaking acid.

Saturday, 16 April 2022 | 09:43 AM

It is time for a new piece of shit. To call it a ‘piece’ it’s quite inaccurate, it looks more like a mass of fresh mud stuck on your boot’s heel, pretty uniform, very blobby.

Friday, 15 April 2022 | 07:32 AM

Waking up relaxed, have breakfast while feeling already some pushy crappy, yet not hasty enough, so it gives you enough time to finish eating, and going to the bathroom at your pace. Finally shitting calmly, no constipation at all. These are the mornings I...