Friday, 3 December 2021 | 01:57 PM

I was wondering when my body would have thrusted out the spicy chicken I ate last night, which deprived me of sleep, which I adored, which is now laying at the bottom of the toilet in the form of-Well, it actually has no shape whatsoever. It’s just a brown blob....

Thursday, 2 December 2021 | 08:03 AM

Taking shit means patience. My intestines needs at least thirty minutes to be emptied. Sometimes it can even take hours. In the morning everything is more difficult, since my whole body is still metaphorically laid in bed. Nevertheless, I start my day turd by turd....

Wednesday, 1 December 2021 | 08:43 AM

Last month of the year. Me, I feel like have nothing achieved. I only piled loads of shit. Loads of ideas, such as selling my shit in jars as unique pieces, creating a cryptocurrency for my SHYT, NFTs, creating a kamaSutra for shitting positions, new stickers for...

Tuesday, 30 November 2021 | 07:49 PM

I fucking spent the whole day holding a stupid loose shit inside me. Finally am home. Perhaps I would have preferred to hold it forever. It stinks too much! At least I feel healthier now