Saturday, 25 December 2021 | 11:25 AM

More shit to come. After a 4-hour slumber, my Christmas could now begin! I wrapped the last presents, then headed for the loo. A LOOOOOT OF WRAPPED got out of me! SOOO NICE! My body made me the perfect Christmas Present!!!

Saturday, 25 December 2021 | 11:12 AM

When this morning I wrote about taking a shit at 5:30, I haven’t taken it too seriously. I’ve only said I took a shit next to a tree, which is actually true, but not very rich of details, so let’s take a deeper insight, shall I? Christmas eve’s dinner. It was very...