Thursday, 9 December 2021 | 07:20 AM

I feel it coming. I feel it inside. Every push I feel it closer and closer. Nevertheless, I feel like it’s huge and satisfying, and I am pushing it back inside, putting its pop off, postponing the pleasure.

Tuesday, 7 December 2021 | 02:12 PM

After loads and loads of farts right next to my dear colleague, the time has come to reach the toilet and get over with it. The smell is divine. And I believe in Satan. Hell! What a shit! Lava.

Tuesday, 7 December 2021 | 06:32 AM

Going out drinking on a Monday morning was a very nice idea! Right, a very nice idea… Now I’ll be stuck at the toilet, panting, for ages! While my nose turns green cos’ of my products terrible smell. Luckily I caught a cold 🤧