Thursday, 28 April 2022 | 06:29 AM

Oh fuck it! I should have said NO to that bloody beer! It was 10:30PM and I was drinking red wine since 7PM, ‘what’s wrong with a Beer?’, I thought. I actually knew this already, I would have ended up regretting that moment. I woke myself up at 6 ‘o clock, and I spent...

Wednesday, 27 April 2022 | 04:01 PM

I (h)ate lasagna for lunch. Precisely two hours later, I am sitting on the office’s toilet praying for it to finish soon. I smells horribly, it is cramping, it is shattered. Nice loose crap, nice nice nice

Tuesday, 26 April 2022 | 07:27 AM

I am late, but my arse isn’t finished yet. And I simply can’t leave home without being sure having it all left behind. Otherwise I’m going to explode, like Atomic Bomb

Tuesday, 26 April 2022 | 06:07 AM

Now that even my arsehole is aware of the awakening of my body, it’s getting a move on, and exploiting itself. My arsehole burns