Saturday, 1 January 2022 | 09:41 AM

Let’s celebrate this new year in the best way. There’s the biggest turd of the year clogged inside me, it’a enormous, and it can’t get out. Btw, just as a reminder, I am still exiled home with my girlfriend, with covid, with symptoms, I think I never woke up this time...

Friday, 31 December 2021 | 11:27 AM

Not much shit happening in my life right now, not much shit happing to be expelled from my arse these days. Just some covid symptoms. Best new years eve ever!