Friday, 11 March 2022 | 07:40 AM

It’s been a long and annoying night. Basically my metabolism simply stops if I don’t expertise or don’t any sport. That is the reason why my bowels self-fills with gas – a lot of gas – and my shit almost weight the very same as what I eat, my body is...

Thursday, 10 March 2022 | 08:37 AM

I spent the night waiting for the gas to get out. Just a few whistly farts got out, now a little extruded turd. I feel some more air inside me. Uh! Look! The tird was a mousse! Lot of embedded gas! Now everything makes sense… let’s keep shitting and move...

Wednesday, 9 March 2022 | 08:38 AM

Did I say it was comfortable to have a shit as soon as I sit on the toilet? Well I guess it was! Much less comfortable it is to discover I still have a shitload of shit to shit, shit Now the can is filled with it.

Wednesday, 9 March 2022 | 08:14 AM

You know, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit in that very same moment is something very comfortable. Even though I’m not even using my own crap as clay to shape some God statue to worship