Saturday, 16 April 2022 | 09:43 AM

It is time for a new piece of shit. To call it a ‘piece’ it’s quite inaccurate, it looks more like a mass of fresh mud stuck on your boot’s heel, pretty uniform, very blobby.

Friday, 15 April 2022 | 07:32 AM

Waking up relaxed, have breakfast while feeling already some pushy crappy, yet not hasty enough, so it gives you enough time to finish eating, and going to the bathroom at your pace. Finally shitting calmly, no constipation at all. These are the mornings I...

Thursday, 14 April 2022 | 05:49 PM

I was at the door, knob-handed, proudly getting out for a jog. Something stopped me. That something, is now at the bottom of my toilet. R.I.P.

Thursday, 14 April 2022 | 09:54 AM

Finally sat down, you wonder where? Obviously here, on a toilet, my flight is in one hour, so I’m plenty of time for a crap, taking as looong as it needs.